There once was three people, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a newfie. they were construction people
and were working on a building 80m high. They always had lunch on top of the building. So the
Italian opens up his lunch and gets a tuna sandwich. He says, " Oh I hate tuna sandwiches, If I get a tuna sandwich again tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building" Then the French opens up his
lunch and gets a bologna sandwich. He says "If I get a bologna sandwich again, i'm going to jump
off this building" Then the newfie opens up his lunch and gets a ham sandwich. He says " If I gets
another ham sandwich, I'm wit you two." So the next day, the Italia gets a tuna sandwich and
jumps off the building. The French gets a bologna sandwich and the newfie gets a ham sandwich
and they both jump off the building. Later on, at there funeral the French and Italians wife's were
crying and say" If they didn't like that kind of sandwich, they could have told us, but the Newfies
wife wasn't crying, she was laughing . The Italian and French's wife ask the Newfies wife why she
isn't sad at all. She says, "why, he makes his own samwiches...."